LETTUCE PRAY.
In a perfect world, you would always taste like beer and chex mix.
Everyone knows Peter Pan is just a tiny 20-something lesbian with a severe coke addiction dressed up as a small boy. In an alternate ending, Wendy becomes a pirate and grows up to be Keira Knightly.
As long as you use a knife, there’s some love left.
I LOVE YOU TIMES SPACE GHOST.